My Children Prove The Greatness Of My Wife!

Hello all, this is Gordon. Typically I do not make posts on Clinesville. I leave that to Coren because she is better at it than I am and she's prettier than me. Tonight I was watching the kids while Coren attended a Parent-Teacher Conference (yippie!) and I caught a glimpse of exactly what kind of crazy that she is exposed to on a daily basis. I thought it would be wise to share that with the world so she can reap massive sympathy from abroad... it's also funny.

So as you can see, my children are certifiable. I am sure this is from my influence and not Coren's because Coren is an angel and also quite prettier than me. Please comment in excess with praises for she who is so great to endure such crazy... and is also prettier than me.

It's Business Time!

I don' think that Jermaine looks like Gordon, but he sure sounds like him in this song. Gordon's actually been singing it all weekend and it cracks me up every time.

A few weeks ago, we were out to dinner and a waiter told Gordon that he looked just like one of the guys from a comedy duo called Flight of the Conchords. We didn't think much of it; we are told a lot that Gordon looks like multiple people (Robert Downey Jr and someone else I just can't think of right now because I am so dang tired). Then tonight we were out to dinner celebrating Gordon's birthday weekend and another waiter came up to us and told us the exact same thing! As soon as we got home we looked them up and found this:

So tell us what you think. Does Gordon look like Jermaine?